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Joke of the Day
"What's purple and sequels? A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals"
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"Why doesnt ray charles see his friends ? Because he is married ."
"Trump is in good company, coining words just like Shakespeare. The two even share their feelings about foreigners. I mean Shakespeare *coined* the word chink."
"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"
"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"
"What's ""68""? You do me and I owe you one."
"What did the composer say on a date? ""I'm a Classic Romantic....I'm also Baroque."""
"I finally found my wife's G-spot! Who would have thought her sister had it the whole time?"
"""Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."" --Guy who doesn't understand how sleep works"
"How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the face and refuse to pay her."