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Joke of the Day

"In a parallel universe, Two bars walk into a man."

"How many Mexicans does it take to... ...Oh shit, they're done"

"People used to laugh at me when I said ""I want to be a comedian."" Well, nobody's laughing now."

"Mountains aren't just funny... They're hill areas."

"The most unrealistic thing about The Walking Dead is that a couple who had a kid after 2000 would've named it Carl."

"I spilled coffee over my keyboard, so I spent all day asking letters from my employees. ""Give me a ""g"" ""Give me an ""h"" They hate me now."

"Today's average 5 yr old can't tie his own shoes & probably still shits his pants, but he'll solve your wireless network problem."

"Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any !"

"A man calls in sick... ""It's my eyes,"" he says. ""What's wrong with them?"" his boss asks. ""I just can't see myself coming to work today."""

"Wearing crocs is like being blown by a dude... It feels great until you look down and realize that you're gay."