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Joke of the Day
"What were the martyr's last words? I believe in peace in our time"
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"There's an opening for a scapegoat at our office. I think you'd be perfect for the job."
"[Spain, 1578] ""I'm not a witch!"" But all the cats? ""My pets!"" The broom? ""For cleaning!"" The cauldron of boiling children? ""Ok I'm a witch."""
"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"
"If history is written by the victors Then who wrote the history of France ?"
"Stubbed my toe this morning. It's because I received a chain letter in 1992 and only sent it to four of my friends."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!"
"Why do gingers love driving Kias? It's the only way they can own a soul."
"All the adults who used to tell me ""When you're older you'll understand"" - I appreciate your optimism but have some bad news"
"I used to know a joke about Jonestown... but the punchline's too long."