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Joke of the Day
"If history is written by the victors Then who wrote the history of France ?"
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"I'll always remember my dad's last words on his death bed: 'Son, what are you doing with that pillow?'"
"What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission? An ill-eagle"
"Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."
"A robot goes to see a psychiatrist... ""Just because my intelligence is artificial doesn't mean that my problems aren't real."""
"My plan if there is a draft: Put a coat on."
"Why is the fungus such a hypocrite? because it doesn't have mushroom to talk."
"If Usain Bolt was an electrician... His name would be Usain Volt"
"I always have a suicide note in my shower so that i wont look stupid if i ever slip and crack my head"
"TIL the odds, as a male college student, of having sex with a given college girl. One in four"