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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!"
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"My gym just sold me a lifetime gym membership for our unborn baby. I hope it works out."
"Why can't some people help being born Chinese? Because there's nothing wong with it."
"So I just asked my SO's mother the agenda for tomorrow's festivities... And my girlfriend interrupted with ""Well I'll be female""."
"My new favorite joke [Language] How do you get a little old lady to yell, ""Go fuck yourself!""? Get another little old lady to yell,""BINGO!"""
"What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business? Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation"
"I'm going to Bangalore to open a second hand clothing store. And I'm gonna call it ""Who's Sari Now."""
"My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. They're huge Vans of them."
"A father walks up to his son... and says to him, ""Do we have any more dopted?"" The son says, ""What's a dopted?"" ""You are!"" ""Dad, that's not funny."" ""I'm not your dad!"" (Credit to my bartender Casey)"
"What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone? A fangster."