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Joke of the Day
"I used to know a joke about Jonestown... but the punchline's too long."
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"Call it a hunch... But I'm pretty sure I have an abnormal convex curvature of the upper spine."
"Did you hear? They found a new use for sheep in texas. Wool."
"That moment when you check the price tag and sadly walk away."
"What is your greatest America joke? Everyone's got mexican, Jewish, and Islamic jokes. I wanna hear the one's bashing America."
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