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Joke of the Day

"Stubbed my toe this morning. It's because I received a chain letter in 1992 and only sent it to four of my friends."

"A man gets pulled over, the officer says to him ""How high are you?"" The man replies, ""No officer it's 'hi, how are you?'"""

"Relationship advice on /r/relationships User: So my boyfriend and I... Adviser: Dump him."

"Just once I'd like a number between 1 and 10 to think of me."

"What kind of martial arts do birds practice? Wing Chun"

"I was going to post this short, poignant gay joke.. Buttfuck it."

"My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson."

"One thing I learned about sex. Before you do it, always, always, always make sure to.. ask. edit: not my joke. i forgot who i heard it from. english comedian."

"How are marriage and commiting suicide the same? You are really good at it if you have only had to do it once. Edit: Joke idea taken from a /r/showerthoughts post."

"A neutron walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He asks the bartender how much it costs, to which the bartender replies ""For you my friend, no charge""."