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Joke of the Day
"Why do gingers love driving Kias? It's the only way they can own a soul."
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"Cat lovers."
"Donald Trump wrote a lot of books on business Most of them end on chapter 11"
"Good call inventor of glass tables. There's nothing more appetizing than realizing Aunt Mildred doesn't wear panties while I'm trying to eat"
"Wanna feel old? Make comparative judgments based on how long you've been alive versus how long younger people have been alive. Wild."
"Past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense"
"Every girl has 3 guys in her life: one she loves, one she hates, and the one she can't live without. But in the end, it's the same guy!"
"Guys, ladies love romance. Tell her something sweet like: You make me harder than the final level of Super Mario Bros."
"Did you hear about the new Comedy Central show? a polar bear offers his commentary about current events. Its called the Cold Bear Report!"
"""Did you watch Big Hero 6?"" ""No, I still haven't seen Big Hero 1-5."""