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Joke of the Day
"How do you find King Arthur in the dark? With a knight light...."
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"What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction? It was sold to the highest Buddha."
"I remember the days when I wasn't addicted to Facebook...I also remember eating, sleeping, going out, returning calls, making eye contact,"
"Who's this ""moderation"" character people keep telling me to drink with?"
"A woman's favorite position is CEO."
"I feel like a tampon... In the right place... at the wrong time.."
"Two of the three times I've jumped out of a moving car, Beiber was on the radio. The other time my grandma entered the freeway the wrong way."
"Doctors say 1 in 6 men suffer from premature ejaculation. I say it's the women who suffer."
"My lighter has two settings: 1: Spark, spark, spark 2: No left eyebrow"
"Friends are like motorcycles... 'Cause I wish I had a motorcycle"