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Joke of the Day
"My lighter has two settings: 1: Spark, spark, spark 2: No left eyebrow"
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"Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you? If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer."
"57% of serial killers were bed wetters until an unusually advanced age. Let's make fun of them! What's the worst that could hap..never mind."
"How do you spell ""apathy""? I don't care."
"What do you have when you have two small, green balls in your hand? Kermit's undivided"
"Why does the spanish dude keep walking left? Because izquierda going right."
"I like my women like a like my coffee I dont like coffee"
"What do you call tree sap that won't stop running? Forest gunk."
"Our Sins So what if the whole Hilary/Trump presidential race is a result of of that last guy who didn't forward that chain mail causing the end of the world..."
"I saw a sign that said ""Watch for children""... ... and I thought, ""That sounds like a fair exchange"""