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Joke of the Day
"Who's this ""moderation"" character people keep telling me to drink with?"
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"If John has 100 pieces of bacon, and he eats 20, what does John have? Happiness. John has happiness."
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"I come from a long line of people waiting to get in."
"So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question... ...does that mean OP delivered?"
"What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star."
"Here's how pessimism works. It never works."
"Jack All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no pay makes Jack a Mexican."
"I don't get Trump's hate on Mexicans... ... They'll chant ""You, ese!"" just as well as any other person in this country!"
"Adopt 25 cats and you'll never be alone. Also melt cheese on things. Not the cats though. -me as a therapist"