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Joke of the Day

"Doctors say 1 in 6 men suffer from premature ejaculation. I say it's the women who suffer."

"Meanwhile, at School: Teacher- ""How much is a gram?"" Laure- ""Depends on what you want"" Teacher- ""Out, just get out"" #YouOwnedHimDude"

"I was with my mom today when some guy backed into our car. I joked with my mom ""That guy's pull out game is weak."" My mom replied ""Not as weak as your dad's."""

"Someone told me not be a dick about Caitlyn Jenner I said ""Should I be a twat instead?"""

"What do you call a bug that can't talk? A hoarse fly."

"*Do not consume if seal is broken* I've just gone through this whole box of animal crackers and haven't found one seal."

"What's a great dating app for pedophiles? Tindergarden"

"Your momma's so fat it takes two warlocks to summon her."

"How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella. How long does it take them? Days."

"And on the second day, God created the sunset and He saw that it was good but decided it would looketh better with the Amaro filter."