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Joke of the Day
"Doctors say 1 in 6 men suffer from premature ejaculation. I say it's the women who suffer."
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"I heard Jewish girls like 8 inches... less 10%."
"A man was at a HIV volunteer center... ...to give a motivational talk to the patients He told them they need to stay positive. Not surprise he got kicked out shortly after"
"So a horse walks into a bar...... and the bartender asks ""Why the fuck is there a horse in my bar?"""
"I wish I could reenact the fantasy scenes from 50 Shades Of Gray Like the one where she gets a job right out of college."
"I came across my parents doing it in the bathroom!!! My dad was like, ""Where do I go now?"""
"Who was the first mathematician? A concave man"
"A gun is like my penis.... On cold lonely nights sometimes I stick the end of it in my mouth"
"Have you guys heard about the corduroy pillows? There making head lines. (classic) Edit: goddammit...they're"
"I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, ""I love my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..."" Then I said, ""turn left."""