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Joke of the Day
"Why are you so pissed? You asked me what turns me on and all I said was you not talking..."
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"My girlfriend peed her pants and asked me if she was still beautiful. I told her, ""urinate out of ten."""
"What can run out before you've had a chance to use it? Slaves."
"If God were a guitar chord, what would he be? Gsus"
"What did Marily Monroe and Lee Harvey Oswald have in common? They both banged JFK"
"How does a musician make a million dollars? They start with 2 million."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Whithers."
"What's a gay guy's favorite news station? The BBC."
"Click Bait Joke"
"the waiter grinds me some pepper. ""tell me when."" i never say 'when'. the restaurant and the city fill with pepper. sky turns black w/ peppr"