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Joke of the Day

"A shipment of Viagra was hijacked on the way to the depot. The police have warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals."

"A group of mimes kidnapped me They did unspeakable things to me"

"I had a date last night. Such an underrated fruit."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear."

"What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa? A Giving Christmas Tree"

"This guy.. igg.me/at/bustofabney Why is this a thing??"

"My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery... He can't fly"

"Ive decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first, but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning."

"date: why are u talking to me like i'm a news anchor me: sorry i do it when i'm nervous. back to you, karen."

"Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school."