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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear."
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"My girlfriend through 5 years just left me. No I'm left with a wife and 2 kids."
"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"How do you circumcise a redneck? You kick his sister in the back of the head."
"I totally understand how batteries feel. Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."
"What is cleverer than a talking cat ? A spelling bee !"
"What's the difference between a frog and a horny toad? The frog goes ""Ribbit ribbit"" and the horny toad goes ""rub it rub it."""
"what did the sea say to the sand? Nothing it just waved"
"What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen hotshots don't monkey around with me!"
"If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one to hear it, he still tries to play it off like he meant it so the other trees don't laugh."