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Joke of the Day

"I ordered a book on near death experiences. The anticipation almost killed me."

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"New dog So I brought this new dog home that I got from a blacksmith yesterday. As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door."
"Can someone please tell me????? What does the fox say?"
"Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog."