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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa? A Giving Christmas Tree"
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"""The Godfather"" teaches us that: 1. Nothing is more important than family and 2. Our families are always trying to kill us."
"Bartender, I'd like you to bring that brunette at the end of the bar a slice of your finest ham."
"When you're dead, you have no idea you're dead. It's only difficult for other people..... Much the same as when you're stupid....."
"I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn't reach the cookies in the cupboard."
"I was walking past a store with one of my lazy friends There was a sign in the window that said ""No Help Wanted"" I told him he should apply"
"[2054: We develop cheap cloning technology] [2055: Restaurant opens where you can have clones of yourself serve cooked clones of yourself]"
"NASA launches bovines into space It was the herd shot round the world!"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza? He ate it before it was cool."
"What do you call the unjust murder of someone? Out of the Blue."