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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa? A Giving Christmas Tree"
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"A patriotic Helen Keller song... ""Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'Maughhghariianoo oohhghhoo onooa oooaughhahg'."""
"What does A&W stand for? 'Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one."
"PARTY GUEST: So, how did you two meet? HUSBAND: Oh, it's a bit of a fairytale, right darling? [wife is clearly a wolf in a dress] WIFE: Yes."
"Why did the grammar nazi request someone else's tombstone to be placed on his grave? He was a big fan of transferred epitaph."
"Have you been to /r/brucejennerspenis? I heard it was removed."
"The thing about insomnia is 372 raised swirl patterns on the ceiling."
"What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear? An Amoeba."
"Bastards in the north are called 'Snow', but what are bastards in the south called? ""Your grace"""
"Valentine's day Mothers have mothers day, father's have father's day, couples have valentine's day and I have palm sunday"