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Joke of the Day
"My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery... He can't fly"
Next Joke
"whats 72?? Q: What's 72? A: 69 with three people watching."
"What's the difference between a green bean chickpea? #EDIT: What's the difference between a green bean **and a** chickpea?# No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do i pass by you again."
"It's not true that a married man will live longer than a single man It just seems longer"
"When I said I wanted an origami book... I didn't mean a regular book in the shape of a butterfly."
"The Nintendo 64 turns 18 this week... Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges."
"Saw a personalized license plate that read ""DADSROD"". That is a phrase I could have gone my whole life without thinking about."
"Sesame Street didn't prepare me for any of this bullshit."
"Thinking that you're on speaking terms with God is like finding out you've been playing both parts in an episode of ""Catfish"""