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Joke of the Day

"Pretty sure Zinedine Zidane never forgave his parents for all the waiting he had to do for his attendance call in school."

"a sad short wrench walks into a bar and asks for a beer the bartender asks why is he so sad. and the wrench replies ""can you leave me alone, i don't want to torque"""

"You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side."

"A bold move... **move**"

"Have you ever seen Ray Chales Wife? Neither has he."

"I hope I dont die on 9/11. ""He died on 9/11? His sacrifice wont be forgotten."" ""No, 9/11/27. He was checking favs in the shower and fell."""

"A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid? A: Fifty dollars and a tip."

"White house What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A tourist."

"Chuck Norris threw a grenade, killing 50 people... Then the grenade exploded."

"If tree fall in Siberian woods... And tree fall on Glorious Leader Putin... Does make any sound other than applause?"