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Joke of the Day
"Cop: ""Any idea why I pulled you over?"" Me: ""you've got a fat guy fetish?"" Cop: ..."
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"whats the most uncomfortable thing about a prostate exam? When you ask the doctor where to put your pants and his reply is right next to mine."
"What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? Pork and bologne sammiches."
"How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !"
"I just heard my friend suffocated working at a nescafe factory. I was worried he suffered but luckily, it was instant."
"""Is that your dog?"" ""No, actually she's adopted... we were unable to conceive a dog naturally ourselves"""
"When life gives you dilemma make dilemma-nade"
"Cashier: would u like a bag? Me: no I'll just carry the economy box of pads & Midol out so whoever thinks of kidnapping me will think twice"
"What kind of bug bites only at your feet? Mosqui-toes"
"Black actors boycott Oscars... No slave or MLK movies this year."