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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bug bites only at your feet? Mosqui-toes"
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"For all the English lovers... The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"""Playing hard to get huh?"" I say as I flip through your wedding photos on facebook."
"Sex is like Kebab. When it's good, it's really good... ...and when I'm drunk I'm willing to pay for it in a roadside turkish buffet."
"If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur!"
"How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? It's not hard"
"How to become a Saint 1: Become Catholic 2: Live an exemplary and pious life 3: Perform at least two miracles Or...Just Be Kanye's baby"
"You know why I don't have a spine? The French needed it."
"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag."
"A man seeking to lose some of his excess weight visited the local doctor. John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Of course! Cut your head off."