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Joke of the Day
"How do fireflies start a race ? Ready steady glow !"
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"How come there are no Olympics in Mexico? Because all of the Mexicans that can run jump and swim are already in America."
"A man goes to the doctors for a physical. The doctor says ""you have to stop masturbating"" The man replies ""why?"" The doctor responds ""because I'm trying to give you a physical"""
"A joke my girlfriend came up with today... ""Can you let me out the basement for 5 minutes?"""
"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."
"What's the difference between Trump and a pile of poop? A pile of poop is naturally brown."
"Why did Simba's dad die? Because he didn't Muv-fasta"
"What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawnmower Unemployed"
"I want to give you guys my best dad joke... ...but I'm afraid you won't give it back."
"What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be? An Ex-Man."