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Joke of the Day

"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. She's thick and tired of it."

"How many cats can you fit in a smart car? None, you can't get any pussy in a smart car."

"Do you know how a frog listens to music? It uses the iPond..."

"Newsreader: Police are asking anyone with any information- Me: [shouting at TV] You lose 90% of your heat from your head"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !"

"Americans think of Canada as a United States cover band."

"After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF!"

"Stats show the average person has sex 89 times per year Looks like I'm in store for a wild December"

"My 11 y/o brother told me this What is pickle bread before its baked? Dill dough"

"how do you kill a blonde with only one arm that climbed a lamppost? You wave to her."