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Joke of the Day

"How many cats can you fit in a smart car? None, you can't get any pussy in a smart car."

"how do you keep an asshole in suspense?"

"Canadian bird watching is pretty depressing... It's hard to see these birds all aloon."

"I dressed up as a coprophiliac Taurus to the Halloween party, but got kicked out because apparently it was ""indecent."" Bull-fucking-shit."

"Q: What do electric trains and breasts have in common? A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them."

"How many palindromes do I know of? Not a ton"

"Facebook is like prison because you write on walls and people you don't know poke you."

"What do you call a white person on fire? A firecracker."

"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are running for president... Well, look on the bright side, Dick Cheney is not president."

"A Roman walks into a bar an orders a martinus. ""You mean a martini?"" asks the bartender. The Roman replies, ""If I wanted more than one I would have said martini"""