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Joke of the Day

"Wanna Hear a Joke? My Ex-Wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER... you see it fun because marriage is terrible."

"If you look in the mirror & say ""pumpkin spice latte"" 3x a white suburban girl will appear & tell you everything she loves about the fall"

"Please don't joke about WWII, my grandpa died in a KZ camp He fell down from the guard tower."

"What do you call 2 gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzmichael"

"*phone rings* Yoda: Yoda Luke: WTF VADER'S MY DAD? Y: Uh L: And you knew & told me to kill him? Y: L: Y: Going thru a tunnel I am *hangs up*"

"How does a jew make coffee? Hebrews it.."

"Her: I heard your sister went to the US. Me: Yeah she did. Her: Which state? Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me."

"To me, God will always be that guy that could've made Pokemon or Star Wars real but instead was all like, ""Nah bruh, malaria and AIDS."""

"I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos."

"Knock Knock... Horizontally Knock Knock. Who's there? Horizontally Horizontally who? Quick, The *whore is onto me* hide me from my wife."