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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !"
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"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's, she changes it more often."
"Traffic Two civil engineers were competing for a bid to do the road layout for a city. The engineer that lost accused the other of cheating, to which the winner said ""Roundabouts are fair play""."
"Heard about the new Itailian all-weather tires? Dago through rain Dago through mud Dago through snow And when Dago flat Dago wop-wop-wop-wop..."
"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" ""I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."""
"If a tree falls in the woods, and there are no English majors around to hear it... does is lay on the ground, or lie?"
"People ask me why I like the graveyard so much. I dig the graves."
"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. Benefits were good, but the parking was terrible."
"If it's too cold in a room... Go to the corner, it's 90 degrees!"
"Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie? He was a miner."