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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders to cut the BS Now wants to be called Ernie Anders"

"What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eyes? Chicken ceaser salad."

"You should never live in the past. Unless you're a time traveler. Cause dinosaurs rule."

"It's been a rough morning. Picked up my coffee, handle came off. Put on a shirt, button came off. Grabbed my tool box, handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!"

"Woman: Guys who can't make me orgasm really rub me the wrong way."

"Define Irony: redditors using the death of reddit as a way to farm karma"

"Girls be having unprotected sex but then have the best case for their iPhone. They care more about their phone than their pussy"

"""Babe I'm ready for bed"" ""Why so early its the weekend?"" [background] ""Next up Channel 6 News reveals Ashley Madison's local business men"""

"I have no regrets. By which I mean I regret not saying no more often."

"Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish says to the other, ""I don't know how to drive this thing""."