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Joke of the Day

"Girls be having unprotected sex but then have the best case for their iPhone. They care more about their phone than their pussy"

"Why can't Chinese people eat Swans? They don't have a Pitchfork. (This is a music reference joke)"

"I was suffering from pinkeye for a long time until I found www.curing-conjunctivitis.com It was a site for sore eyes"

"What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers? There's none, both like clubbing."

"A psychology study suggests that when you are single, all you see are happy couples, When you are committed, you see happy singles."

"I tried the blowjob trick with dogs and peanut butter I don't know what the fuss is all about. It tasted terrible."

"What is the most common disease for lettuce? Icebergers."

"I once knew an Asian lady with one leg... Her name was Irene."

"Is it just me... ...or are circles pointless?"

"What do you call someone who speaks only one language? An American."