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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the train conductor that went on a killing spree? He had loco motives."

"Girls: just remember each morning when you put on makeup, somewhere in the world a clown is starting his day doing exactly the same thing."

"A SQL statement walks into a bar... he confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, ""May I join you?""."

"What's worse than getting pissed off? Getting pissed on."

"Why were there no black people in the Flintstones? Because they were still considered monkeys."

"If you love someone, throw your earbuds at them. There's a good chance they'll be entangled in them and won't be able to run."

"When Yuri Gagarin was a kid, he dreamt to be the first one in outer space ... ... but some bitches beat him to it."

"I met a girl in a bar last night and she said she wanted the night to be magical.... So I fucked her and disappeared."

"Best joke I've heard in a while feminism"

"What did the Giant say to the cripple? Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!"