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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than getting pissed off? Getting pissed on."
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"My wife came out of the shower and said, ""I shaved ""down there"". You know what that means?"" I said, ""Yeah you clogged the drain again."""
"The waiter at the Mexican restaurant called me ""Amigo"". Am I in a gang now?"
"Hey girl is your name Karl Marx? Cuz you're starting an uprising in my lower classes"
"Did you see the score to the Ethiopia vs Egypt soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile That's a big word for a 12 year old"
"Life without bacon is meaning less... That's why we can kill the jews."
"What did Johann Sebastian Bach do when someone steam-rolled his organ? He played a flat baroque piece!"
"The Hyundai Elantra is Sonata Sonata So not a Sonata"
"I have too much stuff in my closet, so no one can be certain Tom Cruise isn't hanging out in there, too."