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Joke of the Day
"What did the Giant say to the cripple? Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!"
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"I'm currently standing in the 12 items or less line, holding 16 items, freaking the fuck out."
"Why do stoners love couches? Because of their 'cush'ions!"
"Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds? They're robots in da skies."
"A priest, an astronaut, and a hair dresser walk into the bar The bartender looks up and says ""What is this, a joke?"""
"If you had an orgy without any Scottish people... You'd be getting off scot-free."
"I always felt sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of."
"Not to sound like a broken record, but moooon rivrivrivrivriver."
"Study reveals 20% of men kiss wife goodbye when they leave the house. 80% of men kiss house goodbye when they leave their wife. Conclusion. Want to keep your house, start kissing your wife."
"The older I get, the more I realize nobody is better than I am. Except people with statues of lions outside their house. They rule."