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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rabbi who plays baseball? Big League Jew."
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"You politely tap a jogger with your car one time, and suddenly you get labeled a hero."
"What is a test tube baby's biggest fear? Dingos with straws....!! "
"A condom is like a plunger You never know when you will need it but it's great to have just in case."
"Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks."
"I'm gonna have sex on new year's day... To start the new year with a bang."
"How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel? No ballroom"
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
"Classic nursery rhyme Jack and Jill went up a hill, each had a quarter. Jill came down with fifty cents, you think they went for water?"
"What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter? The rogue one"