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"What's brown and sticky? A stick. My combo joke: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."
"How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they prefer the dark."
"I went for a depression test. Came back negative."
"My son has the ability to predict what will happen in the future and later explain why it didn't happen. I think I'm raising a politician."
"I just left my job. I could not work for my boss after the words he said to me. ""You're fired."""
"A hurricane is like a woman. When they come, they are wet, crazy, and wild. But when they leave, they take your house and your car."
"(OC) Wanna know my secret to not catching STD's? I have kleenexes."
"How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving? He's Russian to Turkey."
"When British people get something stuck in their teeth, it's usually just another tooth."