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Joke of the Day
"Best joke I've heard in a while feminism"
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"Hey Young Girls, when a first date suggests you two go to ""your place"", take him to Target."
"Fun Fact: When the bartender asks if you want two or three fingers, he isn't always talking about the liquor."
"Clothes are such a fraught gift because it's like: ""Here's the size and shape I think you are and so how I think you should style yourself!"""
"You'd think Pizza Hut would be able to upgrade to a house by now."
"Did your world end today? Mayan didn't"
"9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%."
"Wife: [eats hotdog, spills mustard & relish on her blouse] Me: HELLO TEMPTRESS"
"I always wanted to see Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up They'd be great alloys."
"Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines? Alaska"