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Joke of the Day

"A SQL statement walks into a bar... he confidently walks up to a couple of tables and says, ""May I join you?""."

"WHY ARE THEY STILL PLAYING CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS? Me watching recorded TV shows"

"When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When the big hand touches the little hand."

"If I had a dollar for every person over 40 that told me my generation sucks I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."

"What did the egg say at the party? Omelet"

"Why does a cow have hooves but not feet? Cause they lactose."

"I just watched one bird chase another bird from tree to tree for five minutes. It was probably over a stolen tweet."

"I never make mistakes. . . I thought I did once; but I was wrong."

"If you don't know what introspection is... You need to take a long, hard look at yourself Ian Smith"

"If honey bees make honey, what type of bees make milk? Boo bees...... My dad just told me this one"