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Joke of the Day

"Chinese people have small eyes but.... At least its big enough to see their penis."

"My brother lost his eyesight in a motorboating accident. Her nipples were pierced."

"The kid next door just challenged me to a water fight, so I thought I'd tweet this while I wait for the water to boil..."

"[Gets Twitter error: ""Somehow, somewhere, something went wrong""] I know Twitter, I know. That's why I'm here."

"I had my first PBR and it turns out that the stuff is just beer. It's just beer everyone"

"I'm starting a career by putting bombs in prayer mats I think prophets will go through the roof"

"Did you hear about the Wall Street bankers that won the Nobel Peace Prize in Chemistry? They turned the economy into shit."

"What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common? They both know when you are sleeping."

"What is the easiest way to get a small fortune? You start with a large one."

"How do you save a Republican from drowning? Take your foot off of their head."