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Joke of the Day
"What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport? Cross country"
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"What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth? A pedi-file"
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"What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit? He said ""Mein Kampfy chair."""
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"Made in ....... In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China."