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Joke of the Day

"What do you call wanking in a plane? Hijacking"

"Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?"

"Damn girl, are you bubble wrap? Because you're fun to run over with my bike"

"Momma bird: welcome to the world! Baby bird: thx! M: for the next few months instead of food, I'ma just throw up in your mouth. B: wait what"

"A black man picks up a girl from a nightclub... Back at his house, she says: ""show me what they say about black men is true..."" So he stabs her and runs off with her purse."

"First Time F: they say the first time hurts, is that true? M: I don't know, but I don't think so. F: they say that every time M: amateurs"

"Why is Stephen Hawking successful? He can't run away from his responsibilities."

"What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants? When you sniff paint, you get high"

"i put the "":/"" in ""http://""."

"You know when your cat looks at your kids like ""thanks to you I've been out of food for 3 days and nobody's noticed"" .....?"