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Joke of the Day
"What the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife has a point."
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"Controversy in Europe Did you hear about the latest controversy in Europe? If Russia attacks Turkey from the behind will Greece help out?"
"At my local police station, the toilet was stolen The police have nothing to go on"
"My remaining Scrabble tiles were PENSI, so I played the name of a long, hard body part ... ... SPINE."
"Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum."
"What do you call a construction company that only employs midgets? Clearly short handed."
"I heard the Vatican was making a movie. The name? Pope Fiction"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? he just came out of the cabinet."
"Why can't you have sex with a nun? Jesus already saved her for later."
"what sex position produces the ugliest children? ask your parents"