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Joke of the Day

"Science! A scientist is asked: ""So, how exactly do you make a hormone?"" His response: ""Kick her in the cunt!"""

"why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? he was already stuffed!"

"What kind of pokemon is a vagina that's just had an extended session of hard sex? Vulvasore :D"

"I got kicked out of the library for putting a ""Women's Rights"" book in the the fiction section."

"Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn? He couldn't trust his hose."

"They say that every 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me, I live next to 2 smoking hot 10 year olds"

"[cemetery] *priest says a final prayer* *harambe's casket is lowered into the ground* *toddler falls in*"

"Charles Barkley sounds like a made-up name a dog would think of to get into a fancy country club."

"Meatloaf just collapsed on stage Mom is losing her skills in the kitchen"

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3."