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Joke of the Day
"Anti-vaxxers hate Lil John He's always promoting shots."
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"At this wedding, the DJ played The Black Eyed Peas, everyone left the dance floor. I like these people."
"It's important when dieting to reward yourself and take a break. Then, when you return to your diet a decade later you're all set to go"
"What do you call it when a gay couple has a heated argument and one of them stabs another with a knife? *a homocide.*"
"I went to see my doctor to get my prostate checked. He gave me the thumbs up."
"Why do the french have so many civil wars? Because they like to win one every now and then"
"Many people are surprised to hear I'm married because I scream it at them as I descend from their broken skylight in the dead of night."
"Thieves .. Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap,shower gel,towels and deodorant.Dirty Bastards."
"Whats the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"
"What do you call a small, noisy dog? A subwoofer."