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Joke of the Day

"What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year? Irish pride"

"What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop? (state joke) A New Hampshire"

"Back in the day, pens could only be used once before you threw them away The invention of the modern pen is truly remarkable"

"What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster? A bus"

"Valar morghulis the feminist extremists' motto."

"Never fall for a tennis player... Love means nothing to them."

"My girlfriend and I had a fight and she asked me for distance and time, But for the life of me, i cant figure out why she wants to calculate velocity"

"Some things are better left unsaid, but I'm probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway."

"white girls be like i'll have one triple mocha dark chocolate ugg boot raspberry white iphone 5 double caramel infinity sign spice latte"

"""How about a scarf?"" - Johnny Depp's stylist every day."