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Joke of the Day
"""How about a scarf?"" - Johnny Depp's stylist every day."
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"It's disturbing that when we see a man's mustache fall off we assume it's an identity theft situation and not a medical emergency"
"Why are you all sweaty? I was watching cops"
"I used to so drugs in the 90s but now I usually turn the AC on"
"What do all battered women have in common? They don't listen."
"I'm trying to stop... I'm trying to stop masturbating. It's really hard."
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga..? POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!"
"When people show me pictures of their kids, I show them pictures of my exes If I have to look at their mistakes, they have to look at mine."
"Two fish in a tank One turns to the other and says ""how do you drive this thing?"" Repost from a comment on /r/askreddit"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where ever you left him!"