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Joke of the Day

"Valar morghulis the feminist extremists' motto."

"Seeing as how reddit is taking so many pictures of lightning... Reddit must have some lightning fast reflexes"

"Why doesn't every mistake in real life I make have a squiggly red line underneath it?"

"Doing squats. And by that I mean I'm in the squat position. But really the couch is holding me up. I'm sitting on the couch."

"(NSFW) I heard he's so rich ... he takes a golden shower every morning."

"So I'm in line at the ATM. And the old woman in front of me asked me to help her check her balance.. So I pushed her over"

"If you speak Japanese... Why would you support Trump? He's such a card."

"Did you here Whitey Bulger was put in solitary confinement because he was caught masterbating in his cell? It was a sticky situation."

"Why did the BDSM store get behind on its shipments? Bbecause they were all tied up..."

"Apparently, you can only say ""look at you! You got so big!"" to children,,, old girlfriends tend to get offended."