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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster? A bus"
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"What do you call the richest person in the soup industry? A boullionaire"
"Seeing as it's almost time for New Years Celebrations for myself Tonight I am an exorcist, as I shall be ridding the house of all Spirits."
"How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said, ""I don't wanna be Obama self."""
"What does a drug addict like to do in their free time? Netflix and pills :D"
"What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner? Run! escape!"
"What does Tickle Me Elmo get before he leaves the factory? Two test-tickles"
"What did the sweet potato say to the Israelites. ""I am but a Yam"""
"I bet a girl that I could touch her boobs without touching her for $5. Paid her the $5 after I touched her boobs."
"Why are the Irish so rich? Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe"