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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a parrot that flew away? A polygon!"

"I know Jeb Bush will be President... because I bought a bag of Oreo cookies today."

"If you've already died hard, how can you die harder, with a vengeance, live free and die hard again and then find a good day to die hard?"

"Why does Santa Claus have such a large sack? He only comes once a year."

"NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY."

"What is the quickest way to double your money ? Fold it in half !"

"My cowboy friends phone froze on gindr the other day He kept asking ""Why can't I quit you"""

"Existing is a pretty remarkable achievement."

"MIND BLOWING SCIENCE FACT: 20% of all car crashes are actually battles between the Autobots and the Decepticons."

"I think I'm allergic to cats. They give me stomach aches."