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Joke of the Day

"""Tens of Thousands of Ants Killed"", reads the headline of Ant Daily newspaper every single day. It is hard to be an ant."

"Why can't you get drunk with a sniper? Because they are usually done after one or two shots."

"Rick Santorum What's the difference between Santorum and a feline-powered steam train? One's a kitty shunt..."

"[OC] Where do all the cutest electrons hang out? A d orbital"

"So I had sex with this Asian girl the other day... She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming ""Wong Ho! Wong Ho!"""

"I spilled spot remover on my dog Now he's gone."

"Why couldn't Princess Leia find love? She was looking in Alderaan places."

"Why are there so few Christians on 4chan? Because religious people don't like faggots"

"""Deodorant?"" - Foreigners"

"First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night? Second Cannibal: That was no girl that was my supper."