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Joke of the Day
"""Deodorant?"" - Foreigners"
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"What would a character from the Star Wars universe shout before a suicide bombing? ADMIRAL ACKBAR!"
"As a baby I took my son Caden to the park. Other kids there were Aiden Jayden Brayden & Ben. The parents that named Ben should get an award."
"I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare 'Drugs' the winner of the war on drugs."
"*therapist writes in pad* Me: Sometimes I feel like people don't notice me- *therapist jumps* Therapist: SHIT! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?"
"Sleeping in could easily be my superpower. If not for my arch-nemesis, having to pee."
"A Google Doc of friends' employment status so everyone knows who can chill whenever."
"I have such bad luck getting a girl to come over... I watched the video from ""The Ring"" and the creepy chick called seven days later and said something came up and she couldn't make it."
"Did you know that you could cool yourself to absolute zero... and still be 0K?"
"Necrophilia Beer: ""Sit back and crack open a cold one."""