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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Princess Leia find love? She was looking in Alderaan places."
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"How to Tie a Noose by Sue E. Side"
"Me: There's a real fat one on the other team! Her: ""My son's not fat!"" How you know I was talking about him? ""Cuz he's the.."" Fat one? ""Ya."""
"My dream car is just Shaq dressed like a fireman carrying me everywhere like he just rescued me from a burning building"
"What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature? Tequila Mockingbird"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger and windows 10 Just after windows 10 was released, Arnold was asked if he was ever going to upgrade to windows 10. His response? 'I still love Vista, baby.'"
"You should always buy very high end speakers It's a sound investment"
"What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend? He dates his other sister."
"Things I need now because of Twitter: 1. A cat 2. A beard 3. Printer for Avis 4. Duct tape 5. Rope 6. Gas card"
"Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California."