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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you get drunk with a sniper? Because they are usually done after one or two shots."
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"If you plug in a toaster and take it into the bathtub with you, it will get rid of your hiccups."
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"Me: you have a good head on your shoulders Neck: ok wow, i'm like right here"