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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so few Christians on 4chan? Because religious people don't like faggots"
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"I've never seen a dead body but I did once watch a girl get proposed to in an Applebee's"
"I slept with a girl the other day, she called me daddy. I guess I have a Freudian prick"
"How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One."
"What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself? Bono-y-Bono"
"I don't have multiple personality disorder and neither do I."
"this harriet tubman news is gonna make it super awkward every time i purchase slaves in cash"
"I Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl... not on my watch."
"I was trying to trick someone into getting the new Windows But they saw right through me"
"I held the door ... open for a gorgeous blonde at the bar last night. My wife said, ""You've never held the door open for me."" I said, ""What about that time you threatened to leave?"""